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Joke of the Day
"I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
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"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"
"A boss at a workplace says to his secretary, ""File this report, please.""""You file it, sir,"" the secretary replies. ""I'm a secretary, not a woodworker."""
"Tibet and Tiwan REJOICE! Oh, nevermind. Wrong Chyna."
"I'm surprised more death row inmates don't choose a machine gun, a key to the prison, and a helicopter for their last meal."
"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"
"I don't understand the big hubbub about missing divers. They're probably just underwater."
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Having two legs"
"If I could be any enzyme It would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
"When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle."