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Joke of the Day
"When Snoop Dogg fries bacon, he listens closely... ... fo' sizzle."
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"""knock knock"".. ""who's there?"" ""dave"" ""dave who?"" dave struggled to hold back the tears as he realised his grandmothers alzheimers is getting worse"
"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"I've always said I'd go to Africa at some point in my life, and do what I could to help all the poor, starving children. But I've just had so much on my plate recently."
"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"
"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."
"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"
"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"
"Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk? Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here."
"people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses"