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Joke of the Day
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Having two legs"
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"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."
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"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."
"Ladies ... I will solve the argument of the proper skirt length for you. The proper length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite"
"What's the worst hereditary disease? Cousins"
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