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Joke of the Day
"Sluggish (n): What slugs speak."
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"The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physicist while he chugs the last of his beer... The strange charm of a top down bottom's up"
"I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys."
"Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite. He's Never Gonna Give You Up."
"Show me on this doll where the bad man gave you a skewed perspective of a female body"
"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."
"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."
"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London"
"crush: i really like music me: *gets jealous of music and rips off crushes ears*"
"I was going to go to a clairvoyants meeting the other day but.... it was cancelled due to unforeseen events."