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Joke of the Day

"Sluggish (n): What slugs speak."

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field"

"[NSFW] I like my coffee the way I like slaves... Free, you asshole."

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?"

"People on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"I messed up my foot pretty bad. The doctors said it would take a while to heel."

"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't"