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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field"
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"I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but I know I can stop whenever I want!"
"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"
"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."
"Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box."
"Hypochondria? I think I have that!"
"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"3.14% of sailors are... -rates."
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"I met a geologist the other day He seemed gneiss."