191977

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."

"*sees couple making out* Come on, get a room. Get a house with a bunch of rooms. Start a family, I think you'd have beautiful children."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."

"If you make $200 an hour you can't complain that your employer is fucking you Because $200 an hour is a very reasonable rate for getting fucked."

"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"

"LEAVE ME ALONE GRANDMA I'M ENTERTAINING LITERALLY TENS OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET"

"Difference between power and stamina? Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis. Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries."