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Joke of the Day
"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."
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"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."
"(NSFW) What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fucks..."
"You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes."
"What do you call a group of pirates having sex? An *Arrr*-gy..."
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."
"My boss says I can be a lousy worker at times And I take that as an invitation"
"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."
"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"