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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
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"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."
"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."
"Boss: ""You're not suppose to be drinking on the job!"" Me: ""You're not suppose to cheat on your wife."" Boss: ""Keep up the good work sir."""
"I go for chubby girls because they can't run away"
"*calls boss* Me: I can't come to work. Boss: Why not? Me: Gotham city needs me. Boss: ...You're not Batman. Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly."
"Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an airplane"
"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."
"*im watching a babe on a trampoline when her boob pops out* ""whoah"" *her other boob pops out* ""WHOAH"" *a third boobs pops out* ""WHOOOAAHHHH"""
"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"