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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."
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"Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know..."
"I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes."
"You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don't like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there."
"This tag on my panties has been tickling my ass all morning, I was gonna cut it off but I'm lonely"
"Sorry I'm two hours late for work but I was trying to open a Toaster Strudel icing packet with wet hands."
"If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films."
"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"
"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."
"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"