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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler send people to concentration camps? Because they had ADD."
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"Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That shit hurt."
"I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me"
"They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts."
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."
"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."
"Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows."
"Son,wanking will make you blind.. I said dad, I'm over here"
"I wonder if deaf schizophrenic people hear voices... I never asked them"
"There are 2 types of college majors... A B. S. major and a BS major"