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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"
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"A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!"
"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."
"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."
"Murphy's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong. Cole's Law - shredded cabbage in mayo"
"The Inuits don't deal with your crap, because they're having Nunavut."
"Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised"
"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"
"I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them."