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Joke of the Day

"DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance."

"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."

"If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to to stand in front of them!"

"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."

"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"

"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."

"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."

"We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone."

"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."