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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."
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"""Don't kill it!"" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it."
"So there was this surfer dude called Curl, but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl"
"What's the difference between a nail and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang a painting."
"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."
"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."
"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."
"Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? It changes your blood type."
"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."
"What do you call a group of smart gay men that all look the same? Homogenius"