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Joke of the Day
"If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to to stand in front of them!"
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"George, are you high? No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours, and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida."
"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "
"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"Have you heard the rumor about the butter? Never mind I shouldn't spread it."
"What do you call a gay satanist? Sack-Religious"
"Dicks are like LAYS potato chips... No one ever sucks JUST ONE!!"
"What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup? A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive."
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"