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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between golf and sky diving? Twack......... Shit!"
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"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."
"Why do French people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? Because one is un uf."
"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"
"Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year."
"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with the light on."
"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"
"Yo mamma's so fat when she went on vacation, the locals correctly identified her as an American"
"What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a birth certificate? A birth certificate states the sex."
"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."