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Joke of the Day
"I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant 2. I tend to repeat myself"
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"i just want someone to love me as much as sean penn loves haiti"
"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"
"Ah you love me that's great. Now I'll do a bunch of terrible shit because I need to be sure you love me no matter what"
"What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window."
"Why clickbait is so effective"
"my friend told me onions are the only food that make you cry.. so I smacked him in the face with a watermelon. <_<"
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event? Fencing."
"Farting is your ass referring to itself in the turd person."
"Do you know why consuming ants is good for your health? It's because they have anty-bodies!"