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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event? Fencing."
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"For christmas i bought my girlfriend a pair of shoes and a dildo. That way if she doesnt like the shoes she can go fuck herself."
"""Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"" Lucifer: Are you hitting on me?"
"Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on."
"X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much."
"A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"My psychiatrist asked me about how many times a day I exaggerate. I responded, ""Like a billion."""
"hey I just met you and this is crazy but I'm going to argue with another stranger in your mentions for hours maybe"
"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"
"What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common? They got into Yale."