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Joke of the Day
"i just want someone to love me as much as sean penn loves haiti"
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"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I've never paid money to have a lentil on my face."
"What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees? Derek Bin Jeter"
"What's Jared's favorite side dish? Megan slaw"
"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
"I'm sorry' and I apologize' generally mean the same thing Except at Funerals"
"Why can't T-Rexes clap? Because they're extinct."
"not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""