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Joke of the Day

"My local butcher accidentally backed up into his meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."

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"[Carnac the Magnificent] Donald Trump Hannibal Lector Liver and fava beans *opens envelope* ""Name a winner, a skinner, and a dinner"""
"I overheard my wife singing in the shower. ""You should go on America's Got Talent,"" I told her. ""I can't sing,"" she replied. I said, ""Exactly."""
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"I'm done making racist jokes.. Because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."