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Joke of the Day

"My local butcher accidentally backed up into his meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."

"Never judge a book by it's cover....."

"Dog asks cat, ""We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?"" Cat: ""You 'bow' while me 'owe'."""

"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."

"Good news: I learned how to build a fire. Bad news: I need a new toaster oven."

"Not now, inspirational quotes on my cough drop wrapper."

"The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen"

"What does a duck smoke? Quack"

"Sure reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see a bunch of it's dead friends in your hand."

"Have you ever said something and immediately thought ""I didn't know I knew that."""