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Joke of the Day

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."

"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"

"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole :("

"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it."

"I think my neighbor might be stalking me because she won't stop googling me. I saw it through my telescope last night"

"What happened to the guy that was trimming some bushes and accidentally sliced off his left arm?? Well they say he's ""allRIGHT"" xD"

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"