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Joke of the Day
"How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician? Cold and calculating."
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"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."
"What is the only planet you can visit on Earth? Ur anus"
"4 stages of a relationship: 1) Hand in hand 2) That in hand 3) Hand in that 4) That in that"
"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."
"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."
"[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds."""
"""I'm tired."" - Beat Cop"
"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."
"How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got ""boar""ed to death."