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Joke of the Day

"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""

"Don't worry, men. Women can't tell women to calm down either."

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man"

"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""

"""There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."""

"What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet"

"My therapist raped me. Who can I talk to about that?"

"Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation."

"Why is there all this hate against necromancers? They are just trying to raise a family in peace."