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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet"

"Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"Did you hear about the man who was born without any ears? Niether did he."

"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."

"Doormats are a gateway rug."

"Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."

"Yeah... I think golf jokes are really sub-par."

"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."