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Joke of the Day
"My therapist raped me. Who can I talk to about that?"
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"""I really thought by now we'd all have robots,"" he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge."
"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"
"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"
"I asked my coworker if I could see her tips. So that I could play with her nickels."
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying? He was having a midlife crisis."
"My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched."
"How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd"