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Joke of the Day
"My therapist raped me. Who can I talk to about that?"
Next Joke
"Lif... ...is too short."
"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."
"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("
"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb To get to the other side"
"I really try not to make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate"
"Girlfriends are like puppies... They start out wanting to cuddle and kiss your face, but soon grow into a bitch."
"Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter? Because every Rose has its Hawthorne"
"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"