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Joke of the Day
"You're not fat. You're just... easier to see!"
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"What do you get if a post office burns down? Black mail."
"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."
"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."
"I started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago. After that my mugging attempts have been very successful"
"Psychic in a clothes shop Employee: How about this one? Psychic: Nah, its too small Employee:But you haven't even tried it on. Psychic: I'm a medium"
"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"
"*waiter lays down my plate* ""Can I get u anything else?"" U CAN GET ME HAPPY FACE PANCAKES LIKE I ORDERED, U FUC- *he rotates my plate* oh ok"
"How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!"
"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."