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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between to dicks and a joke? Your mom cant take a joke. (Heard this from somebody in my class today)"

"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."

"hey don't shoot me, i'm just the messenger! oh the letter says to shoot me? okay th-"

"What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes? I won't be an accessory to this."

"I'm glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's really come in handy this parallelogram season"

"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over you shoulders."

"Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less."

"Survival tip: If a clown starts making a balloon chainsaw, run like hell."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large."