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Joke of the Day

"My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family."

"What did the lonely hedgehog get at the sex shop? A pinecone."

"Ever read Helen Keller's book? No? Neither did she."

"i went to a wedding for two antennae The ceremony was pretty bad, but the reception was amazing"

"Did you hear about the woman who got Alzheimer's after removing her breasts? She lost her mammaries"

"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."

"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"

"[interview] ""Describe yourself in three words."" Me: responds poorly to authority"

"What does it mean when a lion roars? Shut up. The movie is about to start."

"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner it's usually about 90 degrees."