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Joke of the Day
"What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture? I can smell your Kant."
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"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."
"A man takes his wife out to dinner one night. The wife says, ""I want you to treat me like a princess."" The husband drives his Mercedes into a wall."
"They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat."
"White smoke, Pope, Black Smoke, Nope."
"Somewhere out there, a neurotic chicken wants to cross the road but is paralyzed by the knowledge that everyone will question his motives"
"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once, and they never figured out it was me. They had nothing to go on."
"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? Books have papers...."
"I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up."