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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because a semi truck hit her."
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"Can a ninja throw projectile weapons? Shuriken!"
"When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV."
"I wonder if mutes ever sign ""Now that's what I'm talking about!"""
"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"
"Hmm, should I try to rip open this box with my bare hands for 20 minutes, or grab scissors & do it in 4 seconds? *starts peeling at tape*"
"What do you say to piss off a british farmer? You're a peon."
"Falling off Bed A lunatic falls off his bed. He quickly gets up. 10 minutes later, he falls again. He thinks to himself ""Good thing I got up 10 minutes ago, or I might have fallen on myself"""
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."