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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if mutes ever sign ""Now that's what I'm talking about!"""

"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"

"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers... It's called ""Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"""

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."

"So, what's the suspension like on one of these? Does it have good road handling? What's the spring rate? ~ me, bra shopping"

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."