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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to piss off a british farmer? You're a peon."
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"My mate threw a beer bottle at my head It didn't break the skin but it left a nasty Brews"
"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."
"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"
"When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: ""I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted."""
"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."
"Girl, if you got any hotter you'd be so earth-shatteringly hot the ground would split & we'd burn to death in molten lava. That would suck."
"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."
"""Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?"" [ sigh ] ""You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe."" [ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]"