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Joke of the Day

"You can't keep two ducks alone together It's a paradox."

"When someone says something was made with ""love"" what exactly does that mean? Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake?"

"A serial killer walks into a bar... ... And becomes the bartender."

"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."

"It's great that every Playmate ""just wants a guy that makes them laugh"", because I want a chick with fake boobs that can't form a sentence."

"Did you hear about the mute motorcycle gang? They don't answer to nobody."

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"

"Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too."

"What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread? Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time? a rye-ot"