52537

Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"

Next Joke
 
"Congratulations to my ice maker for winning my fridge's annual ""Ice Maker of the Year"" award for the 4th straight year!"
"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"
"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"
"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."
"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"
"I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'"