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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !"
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"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."
"People who write ""u"" instead of ""you"". What do you do with all the time you save?"
"The only downside to buying diamonds is that you could have bought thousands of tacos instead."
"birds can make their homes in tall treetops and soar at great heights and pigeons are like no thank you i will commute by foot to home depot"
"What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common? They both made habits fashionable."
"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"
"I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured ""Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."""
"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."
"I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober."