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Joke of the Day
"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"
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"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"
"When I was an altar server, my priest was transferred to another diocese. It was a load off my back."
"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."
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"Food critics have it easy... everything is handed to them on a silver platter."
"Doctor doctor I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch."
"The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing. I'm so sorry.."
"I have a friend who everyone knows is gay but he won't admit it. He'll swallow everything but his pride."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."