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Joke of the Day

"Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)"

"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"

"My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta.... I'm doing well, but I do get cannellonli."

"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gmmmppphh"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."

"Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed ""lunch order"" to ""launch order."""

"Ate too much salad today so I'm going on an Oreos cleanse tomorrow."

"love is joke hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"