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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the man leave Moscow? He was Snowden."
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"Speed dating? You mean pizza delivered in less than 30 mins..."
"What did Euler find in his toilet? A natural log"
"A feminist asked me what my view was on lesbians I answered 1080p"
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
"How many polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one dumbass."
"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."
"Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant."
"lets play cops & robbers! ok! i'll be robber! i'll be cop! *robber hides* *cop just starts wrestling all the black kids in the neigborhood*"
"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"