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Joke of the Day
"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"
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"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. Edit: Holy *shit*! This blew up!"
"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"
"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"
"How do you get a Nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy..."
"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars, goodnight perfectly normal Purple Rain album cover where Prince's eyes follow u across the room"
"What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory? Arrrr-peggios!"
"I suffer from premature procrastination. It's when you procrastinate before even receiving a task..."
"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God... I informed him Buddha was not Greek."