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Joke of the Day
"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"
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"Sometimes I'm right. Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I'm saying."
"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."
"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"
"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"
"Why did the geologist quit his job? His boss always took him for granite."
"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."
"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."
"There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..Those who can count, and those who can't."
"She wants to share a Facebook account? Run."