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Joke of the Day

"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."

"A bishop came to Church Today Clearly he was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers? Cracka-lackin"

"Why was the programmer unhappy at his job? He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out."

"What bank do birds open accounts with? The one with the most branches!"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down"

"Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations"

"*Approaches girl at bar* Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes! Me: You have lovely hairy eyes Brain: My bad."

"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."

"What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck."