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Joke of the Day
"Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats."
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"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer Balls. They're under a Buck!"
"""Does this mean that we're going to be BFFs forever?"
"*slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*"
"When someone's all, ""Words cannot begin to describe ..."" I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY."
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park your car man."
"Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable."
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."
"My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year."
"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."