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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I'm right. Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I'm saying."
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"Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery"
"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12."
"Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac? The drizzle"
"A pirate's walking down the beach.... ...when he comes across a little girl. The litter girl says, ""Hey Pirate! Where's your buccaneers??"" The pirate responds, ""tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"""
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please Get Out The Pool"""
"I dance in my car, unashamed, in hopes of one day driving beside somebody as fun as me and sparking a dance off."
"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"
"Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries."
"My husband brought home one happy meal for two kids. Frankly things would have been less dramatic if he'd brought home a girlfriend."