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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms...."

"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."

"A whale walks into a bar and sits down. Then your mom orders a drink."

"What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team? The New York jets."

"Did you hear about Oscar Pistorius' home improvements? He wants a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend's dead against it"

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"Forgiveness is for people who don't know about arson."

"My friend wants to be frozen to 273.15C after he dies. But at least we know (_) ( _)>- (_) he was 0K."

"my resume is just one page that reads, ""i really need money, you guys,"" in an over-sized comic sans font."

"Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race."