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Joke of the Day
"I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction."
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"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"
"An apostrophe walks into a'bar."
"97% of the women who are in ""open relationships"" are also ""completely unaware that they are in an open relationship."""
"My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, ""It's about time!"""
"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."
"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"
"When i was little i was afraid of dinosaurs But growing up i learned they all died.. Now i am afraid of dinosaurs ghosts"
"I need a bad ass dress for Friday night. Anybody know where I can find a Forever 41?"
"One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, ""Khrushchev is a fool!"" He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets."