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Joke of the Day

"My friend wants to be frozen to 273.15C after he dies. But at least we know (_) ( _)>- (_) he was 0K."

"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""

"What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels."

"DETROIT: im doing a secret show at 8pm tonigt at a small club dowmtown! mesage me for details!!! ME: omg a talkimg city"

"My fellow Canadians, Complain about the heat just *once* and it will get taken away from us. Don't be the reason we can't have nice things"

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"

"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."

"who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says...I can clearly see your nuts."

"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"