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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"A girl walks into a bar and ask the bartender for a double entendre so he gives it to her."

"What do old people smell like. Depends."

"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."

"Just remembering some of my elementary school days and chuckled when I remembered how sitting ""boy, girl, boy, girl"" used to be a punishment."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"I think God is for the legalization of marijuana. After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned."

"Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live."

"My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15."