40493
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
Next Joke
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"
"I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker."
"There once was a man named Dave... who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit, and missing one tit, but think of the money he'd save."
"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."
"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."
"Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally"
"My appointment at Gamblers Anonymous is at 25 to 1..."
"Do these sweatpants and 5 extra pounds make me look like I'm in a relationship?"
"One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice....no they don't, oh no they don't."