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Joke of the Day

"What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team? The New York jets."

"What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend? taking out a provoloan"

"http://i.imgur.com/p7HBLoo.jpg Oklahoma rest stops be so nasty."

"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"

"Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it"

"I'm going to a costume party as jesus. What are some good jesus party quotes I can use?"

"TIL that during WWII 3 U.S. submarines sank due to friendly fire. Whoops, wrong sub."

"its 2013 and mcdonalds still doesnt serve breakfast all day"

"Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your dog dance with you on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it too."

"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"