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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure where Heisenberg is... But I know he's not with Pauli."

"How many nuns were at the library? Absolutely nun"

"The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s. . . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives."

"did you hear about the kid who read a book about anti gravity? He just couldn't **put it down!**"

"What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten? Pre-KKK"

"I'm glad there isn't a pop quiz every time I claim to have read something."

"Smallpox sounds so adorable"

"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"

"Just saw a five year old in a track suit & a gold chain. His nana didn't think it was funny when I asked him if he could hook up some blow."

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""