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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus? nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton."

"Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year? It didn't Snowden."

"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"

"The penguin is mightier than the swordguin."

"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"

"In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested."

"Friday the 13th today Do not visit summer camp."

"If Jack helps you off a horse... Would you help jack off a horse?"

"for several hours a day, we are just an arrow floating on a screen"

"What do you call a group of Jewish friends? Hebros."