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Joke of the Day
"#1: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?"
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"An opinion without 3.1415926535897932.... is just an onion."
"One zebra says to the other, ""I'm going to check out that patch of nice green grass over there . . . . . . I'll be white black."""
"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."
"Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react."
"Is this the movie where a down and out coach is given a chance of a lifetime to turn these nobodies and misfits into a winning team?"
"Tips African country M'lawi"
"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"
"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."
"Wife: ""Tony is coming round"" Me: ""Charity collector Tony or Mafia boss Tony?"" Tony: ""I'm here for the money."" *DRAMATIC CLIFFHANGER*"