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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!"
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"My Dad never loved me as a child I should have worn more provocative clothing."
"I used to be addicted to soap But im clean now"
"LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either."
"Whenever I poke my cat in the eye and he gets squinty, I feel bad and poke him in the other eye, so I can pretend he's just really high."
"Can someone please explain this joke to me ""It shoulds be spelled 'colllllllllllllege cause ive taken far more than 2 L's"" My friend sais L means loses but loses of what"
"I used to piss my pants in front of my 3rd grade class.... And it cost me my entire teaching career.."
"How far can you walk into the forest? Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"
"Me have great grammar... Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!"
"A man goes to a doctor for a check up. The doctor asks him if he has any sexually transmitted diseases. To which the man replied, ""Yes. I have two children."""