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Joke of the Day

"My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet."

"[Airport terminal] *waits at baggage claim area* *an entire roast pig emerges on the carousel* *I check the tag to make sure it's mine*"

"What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet? A kidager"

"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"

"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."

"If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something..."

"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."

"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."